@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down17
arrow-up1210arrow-down1external-linkTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.com@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squarekballinkfedilink43•3 months agoWimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
minus-square@conc@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish9•3 months ago Ha! Real men use metal straws. Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!
minus-square@Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoBruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock. Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.
Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!
Asbestostraws. By men. For men.
Bruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock.
Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.