God it would be so funny if France extradited him or something and trump just said like “yeah take him lol”

Wait how do I restrict apps’ access to the inthernet what phone lets me do that

This isn’t the slam dunk you think it is, it’s a battle royale game… Everyone is going after everyone.

There are a lot of testimonials from people who own the bastard things declaring that they’re virtually unsellable, by the way.

I know we’re having fun here but I genuinely imagine it would be a complete fucking nightmare as soon as anything went wrong with it and I would absolutely not be willing to pay for repairs.

I wouldn’t take a cybertruck if it was free, ignoring musk entirely it’s just a bad vehicle.

The only place I’ll drive a Cybertruck is in Fortnite because there I want my car to be unsafe.

Oh that’ll fucking show em

I mean yeah I reckon I could if I really wanted to but that’s a lot of effort to temporarily disrupt surveillance of a random walmart parking lot

I’d love to see him try (and fail)

I always feel an urge to sabotage those things when I see them, were only they not covered in literal cameras

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

Reddit mods can be such shitstains about… Well, pick a topic! They don’t like what you did, banned, asking about your ban? Banned from communicating with them for a month.

I think the true cutoff for me with Reddit was when they perma banned me for commenting that I should in fact be allowed to punch nazis (pretty sure it was a mass report thing going on)

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

I hope they included barring them from using scare tactics to try to coerce you to sticking with just google play “TURN ON GOOGLE PLAY PROTECT NOW”

I think it’s useful for spurring my own creativity in writing because I have a hard time getting started. To be fair to me I pretty much tear the whole thing down and start over but it gives me ideas.

Why on earth have you let your monitor access the internet

Broke: disrupting your appearance to confuse cameras

Woke: disrupting security cameras by carrying a hammer

(Disclaimer I know that’s not really feasible for most people afraid of going to jail)

The smartass temptation would be there for me to do the assignment legitimately but include that hidden request anyways.